You will SUBMIT

I just received an email from HP, apparently because my email address ended up on a mailling list somewhere (I did buy an HP laptop about 3 years ago!) that is so full of marketing speak and "glossy" pictures I can't tell what it actually wants me to do.

I promptly clicked on the "unsubscribe" link at the bottom - or so I thought - I missed it by 3 or 4 pixels and was taken to a page containing this:

I had to "LOL" at the "instruction" at the bottom. "Submit and Subscribe Now" - that's it - no alternative but to submit. You are going to subscribe, resistance is useless. Thank goodness for the back button!